What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do frogs get to work?