Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?