Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
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What kind of pants do fish wear?
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What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a cat's favorite song?
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How do fleas travel?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
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What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?