Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do mice do when they're at home?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?