What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why was the dog so popular?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?