Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How did the tree get lost?