What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?