Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?