Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the friendliest national park?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?