What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?