What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?