What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do fairies always drink?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What game do mice love to play?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?