What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why are frogs always happy?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?