What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a father's favorite flower?