What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do bees buzz?