How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
When do astronauts eat?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
When should you start writing a book?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do bees gossip?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do trees wear to the lake?