Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why was the spider so smart?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What animal has the most fun?