How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What table can you never sit at?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How is cat food sold?