Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?