What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do cows say on NYE?