Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Because there are a lot of different denominations.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?