Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What bird is always sad?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?