Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the echo get detention?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What condiment has wings?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?