What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?