What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
Why did the whale cross the road?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?