What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?