What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call the pig that does karate?