What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which is the worst season?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?