What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do surfers go to school?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?