What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?