Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the politest month?