What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why don't ants get sick?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do snowmen get information?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?