What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a henway?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a famous turtle?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?