Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
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Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?