Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do fish do at parades?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a small mom?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?