What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
It's Crowded!
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?