What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?