What do you call a pig thief?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do bees chew?
How do automobiles fly?