Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?