Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?