Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why is a computer so smart?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What vegetables do librarians like?