Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What birds always travel in twos?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are frogs always so happy?