What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Hop in.
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How is cat food sold?
What's the most athletic footwear?