Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
How do horses navigate at night?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did March say to the madness?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?