Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What tree has the most bark?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are cars magic?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?