What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do two skunks argue?