Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?