What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?