What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do stars go to college?