Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?