What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?