What did the calf play in the school band?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do mice need oiling?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?