Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What table can you never sit at?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?