Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What is the most adorable season?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?