Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?