What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why was the dog overweight?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?