What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?