What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?