What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is the color of the wind?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?