Bears love exotic cars.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?