Why was the bee sad?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What country has the most fish?
Which cats love to be petted?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?