Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Can February March?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you find at the end of everything?