Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which relative loves rice?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do fairies always drink?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?