Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
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How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?