Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What fish only swims at night?
What's the politest month?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?