Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
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What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What game do mice love to play?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What does a dog say before eating?