How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the barber win the race?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What animal floats best?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?