How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Who invented fractions?