Why are skunks always so depressed?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?