What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?