Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which musician loves to make chili?